Friday, July 17, 2009 @ 1:34 PM
LOVE LIKE DIAMOND
NG/Behind-the-Scenes [Part 3]
Chapter 15: That Song - scene 1 NG
Director: Chapter 15, scene 1, take 1. ACTION!
TaeYeon: Su, stop lying to yourself. You remember, you just choose not to think about it!
Junsu: What are you talking about? What…
TaeYeon: Hee Bon! Don’t you remem…
Jaejoong: *clamp hand over her mouth and pull her out of room*
Ri In: Junsu! *turns to him worriedly*
Junsu: Picture… picture of you…
Director: *cue for music to play*
Junsu: HEY! THIS ISN’T PICTURE OF YOU. YOU‘RE PLAYING TIMELESS!
Director: *turns to look at sound effect manager* YOU!!! Everything was going so well today!! *chase the manager around the set*
Chapter 16: TaeYeon Came Knocking - Behind the scene
Jaejoong: All I want now is for you to get the hell out of Junsu’s life! I am Hero, you know I will not hesitate.
TaeYeon: Jae, Ri In has the right to know! Plus you guys can’t keep it from Junsu forever! Jae…
Jaejoong: Kim TaeYeon, I will not repeat what I have said before. Get lost. *walks out of alley* Yuck! Not only are my hands dirty from holding her just now, I smell of her perfume too… YUCK!!
Director: CUT! Well done!! *happy and contented smile for once*
Junsu: I wonder why girls like to apply flower scented perfumes. I mean, guys like cars better, won’t it be good if someone invented a perfume which smells like a car?
Director: *spins around* why do you have to ruin my good mood with a senseless question?!
Chapter 17: Phone Call - scene 7 NG
Nurse’s voice: Jung Medical Clinic.
Ri In: May I speak to Mr Jung please?
Nurse’s voice: I’m sorry, but do you have an appointment with Doctor Jung? He does not accept private calls during business hours…
Yunho’s voice: Who is it?
Nurse’s voice: Nothing, Yunho. It’s just some old lady which is advertising for their company which sells… woks! I bet she just wanted to hear your sexy voice…
Ri In: get him on the phone will you?! I am NOT trying to harass him! Tell him I’m Jang Ri In!
Nurse’s voice: The old lady says she’s Angelina Jolie.
Yunho’s voice: *hiss* Then I’m Brad Pitt. Give the phone to me unless you want the director to give both of us a pay cut!
Director: TOO LATE!! Pay CUT!!
Chapter 18: Meeting Hee Bon - scene 9 NG
Director: Remember, we are on the public streets and not using back up actors for the passer bys. Nothing must go wrong!
Cast: Yes, our mighty Director!
Director: scene 9 take 1, action!
Ri In: I’m married to a rapist! What do I do now?!
Passer by1: [This girl is weird… she looks like Jang Ri In though…]
Passer by2: [A rapist? Did I hear wrong?]
Ri In: But he can’t be! He doesn’t remember anything too! How can he rape someone and forget about it?!
Passer by2: That’s it! Bring me to that rapist! I’m police! *shows a badge*
Ri In: What?
Passer by2: I’m a police in disguise. Bring me to that rapist!
Director: *faint*
Worker: Cut!
Passer by2: what is this? You guys were acting? Is this some kind of joke?!
Ri In: No this isn’t a joke… you’ve been caught on film too. Why doesn’t the Director cut your pay to buy the extra films since you spoiled our acting?! No fair! Director!!!
Chapter 19: Deadly Poison - Scene 4 NG
Jaejoong: *pulls mask higher and curse*
Target: *walking out of the building*
Jaejoong: Finally… *pulls out his gun ready to strike*
Genie: AHHH! So painful… *fell onto ground with loud thud*
Jaejoong: You okay? Why are you so careless? *helps her up*
Target: I thought I was the one supposed to fall to the ground with a loud ‘thud’! *laughing*
Director: I thought so too. And this is your grand entrance, Genie! How on earth did you mess up?!
Genie: But… I tripped over your leg…
Jaejoong: What?! Director!!
Chapter 20: Another Secret Revealed - scene 4 NG
Ri In: This is a lot more difficult than I thought! *struggling with the steering wheel*
Junsu: I want my life!! Director, make her stop, say cut!
Ri In: Now you made us NG again, you stupid duck butt!! Do I turn the steering wheel left or right?! Someone help me!!
Coach: I’m the innocent one here! I’m only here for one scene to earn extra money! I don’t want to end up having to pay medical fees instead!
Director: Shut up and act if you want the filming for this scene to end!
Junsu: I’m going to DIEEEEE~
Ri In: You will if you don’t help me here! I can’t drive!
Junsu: DBSK can’t do without me, I can’t die yet!!!
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